Commissions open
Updated commission sheet again, will do SFW, Suggestive, or NSFW, just send me a message. I also have a twitter at ultra_kek if you wanted to message me there for some reason.
Here is my paypal, I have a cashapp too just ask.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"
sorry
Anonymous asked:
Do you have the full res Chris Griffin vlone image please?
crimewave420 answered:
this dead ass the biggest one i have lol
Anonymous asked:
I had a life sized poster of King Tut's sarcophagus that I used to kiss before bed. I figured because he died as a teenager it wasn't weird.
filmnoirsbian answered:
Yeah that’s the part that makes it not weird
I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it
One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.
salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]
lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.
They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭
that is hands down the funniest addition to this post
i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste
LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR, I CAN HANDLE THE SINS OF MAN ALL BY MY SELF OKAY!?
fucken die bro
does a little jig so you think im just fucking around then grabs your ankle and begins the descent
